She got a brand new roller, shiny and clean
The wildest little gadget that you ever have seen
No gasoline engine, no exhaust in the air
Just a battery pack and a breeze in her hair
She steps on the deck, flips the toggle to roll
Ride, baby, ride, on your e-scooter train
Ride, baby, ride, screaming past the traffic down the memory lane
She's the best rolling queen on a two-wheeled machine
The funniest sight that the town's ever seen
Yeah, watch her go
She zipped past a poodle, she dodged an old man
Then she crashed right into a fruit seller's van
Got a tomato on her nose, some flour on her sleeve
With a spin and a laugh that you wouldn't believe
The brake disc was squeaking, she flew off a curb
Leaving every single cop in the city perturbed
The engine goes zip, the wheels go zoom
Clear out the sidewalk, give the lady some room
She's twisting the throttle, she's losing control
It's a high-voltage version of rock and roll
Ride, baby, ride on your e-scooter train
My baby ride
